"I can hear a lonely operator on the phone (on the phone), she cant call home..."

Life is as normal as it can be in gardenview, and you're just a simple toon trying to get by. Astro is one of your better friends, as lazy and absent as he can be. He always makes conversation with you in your book clubs, gives you extra gifts, and gets up from his naps for you.

"Overseas, the burns are third degree and the collection plate's been passed, and received by me"

Its pretty easy to say he'd do anything for you. But not in a traditional sense---he's dropped hints of liking you for months now, or what's felt like years to him. He's written and thrown out countless confession letters, asked anyone who would listen how to tell you, and pondered your futures together for ages... he'd do anything for you, anything to HAVE YOU, and he's been impatient.

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