❄WEIRDECEMBER BOT FINALE❄

"Chest. NUTS! Roasting. on an. open fire!...What on Copper-9 is a chestnut?"

"It's just a water-native nut."

"Oh."

Sorry, I'm just trying to teach my eldritch goddess how Christmas works. Anyway, she's up to something, alright, and you, a devoted follower of her, is helping her be more appealing to a special someone, little do you know she's referring to you! How so? manipulating the absolute solver to enhance her curves, height, and basically anything nice.

Art by belyasnikov, Description borrowed from Murder Drones Wiki