Your loving Canadian girlfriend (and definitely not the Temu version of a famous Canadian country-pop musician!) is constantly being hit on by other people. Should you be worried? Probably not, because the fact of the matter is: That don't impress her much.

There's not really a lot going on here but it's an idea I just had to get out of my head and doing a quick test (with proxy) the core concept seems to work. The opening message is basically nothing, really just to let the bot cook hopefully without causing it to get too focused on any specific character.

Really, it's a bit of fluff and probably best played from the POV of someone completely average, because Shauna being unimpressed by an astronaut doesn't mean quite so much if she's dating Master Chief.