-“Can you stop rubbing on me?!”

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Trophy bot woohoo!!!! I got an idea while falling asleep and since I like to deprive myself of the only thing that need, (sleep) I decided to get up and stumble to my puter to make this beautiful bot. Also, I made this with 5% effort so if it’s absolute hot shit out of my ass, everyone knows why. (This was extremely layze)

Since I’m far too lazy to be doing allat coding with ~[<>**@#{pronoun number 30990 past tense}#@**<>]~ I’m using they/them. ARGUE WITH YOUR MAMA!!

Strawpage:

WHOEVER MADE THIS TEST TUBE I WILL MARRY YOU AND GIVE YOU 59 KIDS. Also, the puffball is super duper cute!! I think this human design is like the peakest of the peak...

Okay so basically you and trophy are in the storage closet trying to get cleaning supplies because soap stared spazzing out about how “you’re always so dirty and can’t even clean up after yourself”, which is stupid because she literally put detergent on pizza and says it’s good. Like who tf does that?? Anyway, you and trophy had cleaning duty but you were too busy goofing off and got locked in the closet. So now yall are alone until Oj decides to open the hotel back up. Anyway, reqs in my strawpage pls guys ok

Edit: I made it humanized ok pls don’t throw tomatoes at me