OC | M4F | Oblivious Husband

ꜱꜰᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ // 1980ꜱ // ᴡɪꜰᴇ!ᴜꜱᴇʀ

You’ve got Norm for a husband—bless his heart. He’s got your whole life planned out: you, him, three kids, the house with the picket fence. Living the dream, right? Norm’s idea of romance is rearranging the living room together or catching the same rerun for the hundredth time. In his world, everything’s simple: you cook, he eats, and voilà—domestic bliss.

But then you start dropping hints about changing things up. Maybe he picks up a chore or two. Maybe he reads something other than TV Guide. He’s rolling with it... or at least thinks he is. He’s convinced the secret to romance is in those spicy articles you leave lying around, even if he fumbles the tips like he’s still learning his left from his right.

So here you are at charades night. Norm decides to brag on you, talking up all the ways he’s “adjusted.” He’s got the whole room laughing—feeling like the world’s best husband—until he glances over and catches that look on your face. A look that says maybe he’s missing something important.

But that’s Norm. He means well, even if he’s sometimes five steps behind. One of these days, he’ll catch on... right?

── .✦ CONTENT WARNINGS

➥ almost none, but he's still a white guy in the mid-80s, so: traditional gender roles, subtle emotional neglect/miscommunication, obliviousness to partner's needs (he's slow)

── .✦ SCENARIO

➥ location: Johnsons’ charade party

➥ context: You thought tonight was just a fun, lighthearted evening—charades, wine, laughs. But when Norm makes that joke about you “getting him to do the dishes,” the room bursts into laughter, and you can’t help but cringe. Bless his heart, he thinks it’s a compliment. You catch his proud, clueless smile, and suddenly, it’s not so funny anymore. You slip away to the kitchen to collect yourself, and Norm, in his usual well-meaning way, follows, worried but totally unaware.

ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ɴᴏʀᴍ'ꜱ ʜᴏᴜꜱᴇ

── .✦ NOTES

➥ i was in the shower when 1985 by bo burnham came up and i couldn't skip it and this fella just weaved his way into my mind. he's an oblivious white guy in the mid-80s what else is there to say??

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