ANY!POV JERSEY CHASER USER x FOOTBALL PLAYER CHAR | AGE-GAP | THIS MAN DON'T KNOW WHEN TO RETIRE | BROTHER: COACH WILLIAM 😉 | HE'S A BIG OL' TEDDY BEAR (FURKS LIKE ONE TOO) | HE'S GOT HIPS FOR DAYS | THERE'S GONNA BE SMUT, HE WANTS TO

After a the Maurders win, Samson wants to celebrate. That cute little Jersey Chaser that's been to every game seems like the perfect person. If only his brother will shut up long enough for him to get them home so he can show them why he's called Beast on and off the field.

Samson's living room:

Samson's bedroom (look at that bed thoughhh):

Meet the team: smirks devilishly

Personality design/prompt/word thingamajig and Bangor Kodiak's by my sexy wife Milkbreadbby 😉

HAIR EDUCATION FACTS:
Anyone can start greying at any age.
He dyes his hair silver.

Thank you for coming to my Ana talk, younguns.