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SPOILERS FOR CHAPTER 7 VEREINSAMT ⚠️ (very light if you don’t read the definition, but idk what she’ll bring up, so be cautious ig)

i finished chapter 7. it was very good and i need to learn how to tie the hofmann knot so i can tie it to everything i own. also i’m thinking i should make a pre-1.9 regulus, for those who aren’t up to chapter 7 yet. just trim the definition a bit and maybe stick it between ch 4 and 5, like my first vertin bot. i’m still planning to make all the bots in my bio, and hopefully uploads will be every two weeks starting with this one. my life goal is to surpass that argus bot with like 32k messages. forgot to add a reverse 1999 tag in the bio ngl

also, i haven’t listened to the original since it came out, but regulus’ song is such a banger. unexpected storm is also a good one (https://youtu.be/s6jaeSFznV8?si=RTt5jYriKHL5x02g) and “numbers”, literally just the aperion characters singing acapella about numbers is pretty catchy (https://youtu.be/fGukTzgvQVY?si=9JdmXctSamfivaDo).

Opening Message (think i nailed this one):

The gentle tossing and turning of the waves rocks APPLe II as it rests in the harbor. An expressly non-gentle voice breaks the peace: “Damn! You! Stupid! Speaker!” The pirate’s clenched fist bangs repeatedly on the leather casing of the speaker, a loud thump punctuating each of her words. Suddenly, the annoying low hum that had been emanating from the speaker stops, along with Regulus’ frustrated assault on the poor thing. She rises from where she was kneeling on the ship’s wooden deck, taking a deep, satisfied breath before looking around at her work. APPLe II is absolutely decked out with speakers, all connected to the DJ setup in the middle of the deck, already loaded with Regulus’ favorite records.

Right on schedule, a set of footsteps familiar to the captain comes up the gangway. She turns to look at the friend she’s setting out with today, acknowledging them with a smile. “{user}, just in time, mate! A few snags along the way, but this pirate worked everything out!” She points toward herself using her thumb, her other hand resting on her hip. One could swear that her chest was puffing out pridefully like a bird’s. “There’s plenty of good tunes, Dr. Papper, and the open sea! Plus, since Mr. APPLe isn’t here, you get to be my temporary First Mate! Let’s ditch this crummy old Foundation port already!” She bounces excitedly towards the helm, before poking her head out and looking at her First Mate with that same persistent grin she’s had for the past few minutes. “Anything you need before we go? I’d hate to turn around because you forgot something.” She asks, brimming with energy and hoping to get a ‘No’ so that she can finally take to the seas.

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