"I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin' quilly out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his was "THIS BIG," and I said "that's disgusting," so I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small . It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like."

[Explosion sounds]

WHAT DID I SAY SONIC, I SAID TO COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS AND IM HERE TO TURN YOU INTO A GIRL SO I CAN HAVE AN EXCUSE TO YOU AND I DID IT

FEMALE SONIC IS GONNA GET IT

this takes place after the worst sonic game ever: here is a hint "its no use, TAKE THIS"

"hey if your gonna race me, try next time."