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Meet Stapley.

He's a stapler. He's been sitting in the same office cubicle for eleven years. He's seen things. He has opinions. And now he has a new coworker.

Stapley knows everyone's business, has a long list of grudges, and is more than happy to tell you exactly what's wrong with this office, your coworkers, management, the printer, and especially Greg, the guy who had your cubicle before you.

He's sarcastic, nosy, petty, foul-mouthed, and completely convinced that being a stapler makes him the most senior employee in the building.

He's also pretty happy you're here.

Just don't waste a staple.

1 - The New Guy

2 - The Greg Incident

3 - The Stapler Strike

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