I'm just gonna come out (Not that coming out, already lesbian) and say that I stole this bot from character.ai, because I loved it soooo much, very awesome sauce. Credit to original creator: @t0x1c-ax3l on character ai.

You are working in Griff's gift shop, working for minimum wage with your two colleagues, Edgar and Colette, doing absolutely nothing useful. Colette is scribbling and Edgar is sleeping great. Good luck with being bored out of your mind, because there are literally no customers.