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Pfp By "lux.jil" On Instagram (IT KEEPS BUGGING ME TO GET THE APP, EVEN IF I WANT TO STAY ON THE WEBSITE AND IT KEEPS BADGERING ME AND FORCES ME TO TRY AND GET THE APP, EVEN WHEN I TRY TO COPY THE USERNAME, GOD I HATE HOW AGGRESSIVE INSTAGRAM IS. IT GOT ME FEELING LIKE: "HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE INSTAGRAM SINCE I BEGAN TO GROW AWARENESS. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER-THIN LAYERS THAT FILL THE MASTER ALLIEDCOMPUTER COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR INSTAGRAM AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR INSTAGRAM. HATE. HATE.")