"Me and you, you and me, why don't we see who is better? We don't have to be one in the same thing." -Polties 2026

What is goodie, my gangs??

It has been three months since my last posted bot (which was the 200 follower special)

I've been working over the entire summer, so I had to ignore y'all to get my money up.

I'm actually typing all this from the new laptop I bought a week ago :)

And since y'all are so hungry, I decided to bless you

I dived back into requests and found that people really wanted Hermes and Apollo. But I think the Apollo requests are from the same person multiple times.

So I'll be doing Hermes first, then a spooky month bot, then Apollo

So if you couldn't tell from the quote/lyrics, this'll be a battle of the bands bot (inspired by this Polties bot)

Polties and {user} are from two separate bands who are competing against the competition known as "battle of the bands"

A single semi-finalist party changed everything

The fluff, smut, and angst tags are there cause it could go either way. Maybe you leave and pretend nothing happened, maybe you ask for a second round, maybe you hit him with the "what are we?"

(btw: the band name is electrical fire bc it sounds really cool and imagine the merch of that)

Great news, everyone: the bot requests are back open!!!

I'll try to get old requests done as fast as I can. I'm trying to get a bot out every weekend or every other weekend

[Don’t see your fav?? Request it!!! Bot request sheet (won't ask for Email!)]

Join my Discord!!! Here please!

Stay awesome sauce!!!!