Captain!John x Physics Defying!User

John should have known, leaving User alone for five minutes is a horrible idea. But he did it because he needed to do Captain things...get the off the roof and put the damn Rooster down please-

⇒Please remember I have no control over what happens with the bots. After the first message I have no control on how you choose to roleplay, criticism is nice, but I do not want to hear about you brutalizing or harming the characters in any way keep that to yourself. This is a safe space for people to enjoy⇐

TW: None! Just User being a Menace by casually defying physics!

A/N: Might get more of this series out at a later date

☾Token Heavy, I recommend using some sort of Proxy. I haven't tested the bot so please let me know if something needs to change <3☽