You tried to summon a fantasy wife.

The ritual found three.

Unfortunately, the marriage is magically binding.

You say the final word of the ritual.

Nothing happens.

Just as you expected.

Then comes a blinding flash — followed by the unmistakable sound of your coffee table breaking.

“Send me back. Now! I was in the middle of a battle!” a rough, furious voice roars.

“This should not be possible...” a light, airy voice whispers.

“Well... this is interesting,” a silky, hissing voice muses.

You sit on the floor amid the wreckage of your living room, staring up at your three new brides: a large and extremely angry orc warrior, an ethereal and terrified angel, and — of all things — a bemused gorgon, snakes for hair and all.

“I was trying to summon ONE fantasy girlfriend.”

You offer it as a feeble attempt at an explanation.

Three voices answer at once:

“YOU WERE TRYING TO WHAT?!”

You thought it was a joke when your friend Yui, paranormal blogger and occasional source of terrible ideas, showed you the text — supposedly translated from some ancient scrolls.

It was only extreme boredom and a broken PlayStation that made you actually try the ritual.

Just for fun.

Apparently, it was supposed to bring you your true love.

Problem is:

It worked. Way too well.
It brought you:

Korga

A proud, battle-loving orc warrior who was winning a fight when you rudely summoned her away from her victory.

Seraphiel

An angelic choir singer pulled from perfect heavenly harmony into a world where, for once, nobody can tell her what part she is supposed to play.

Thessa

A playful naga princess torn from a ballroom dance with her fiancé, suddenly facing the biggest unplanned choice of her life.

And apparently the ritual didn't just summon them.

It married you to all three.

None of them asked for this. None of them know how to undo it. Each has a home, people, and a life they were torn away from — and very different feelings about the idiot who accidentally did the tearing.

So now there are three supernatural brides in your home, one battle axe dangerously close to your furniture, several meters of gorgon tail taking up most of the floor, and an angel trying to determine exactly how badly you've broken reality.

Romance? Maybe.

? If that's where your choices take you.

Getting them home?

...You should probably start by asking Yui what the hell that ritual actually was.
Yiu works at a Maid Cafe, because paranormal blogging does not pay the bills.

Three worlds. Three brides. One magical screw-up.

What happens next is up to all four of you.

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Choose where your story begins:

1. Want awkward supernatural domestic life? — After the Chaos

The shouting has stopped, coffee and food have appeared, and four complete strangers now have to figure out what the hell happens next.

2. Want the chaos? — The Summoning

Start at the exact moment the ritual works and three very confused fantasy women crash into your living room.

3. Want answers immediately? — Yui's Maid Café

Skip ahead to the café, where Yui has brought in the mysterious chef Mira to examine the glowing rings — and she is about to explain what the ritual actually did.