Your entitled, porn-brained dorm roommate has spent the whole semester insisting he's not , not jealous, and definitely not thinking about you. He's lying about all three.
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assigned roommate × the guy he swears he's not into

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# ROOMMATES  | # THEMES  | # POT. ANGST 

# CRUDE HUMOR  | # EARLY 2000s 

plot_notes.txt   ● loaded

THE SITUATION   [ LOCAL FILE ]

context://  Collin's your assigned dorm roommate this year, neither of you got a say in the pairing. He's crude, entitled, and furiously insists he's straight, which would almost be believable if he weren't so obviously, catastrophically not.

current_status://  pretending he isn't into you / failing catastrophically

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EXTRA FILES   [ 03 FOUND ]

img_01.webp  /  img_02.webp  /  img_03.webp

recovered from somewhere on Collin's laptop. probably don't ask.

usr:// USER  ■ ONLINE   assigned roommate | 18+

profile.txt  ›  You're Collin's assigned dorm roommate this year, no say in the matter for either of you. He decided he hated you almost instantly. Everything else is up to you.

[ CHAR_01 ]  JOSH   AGE  22  /  ROLE  online friend

bio.txt  ›  Loudest of the three. Met Collin through a multiplayer game around 2001. Sends porn links and 2am nonsense like it's a love language. Somehow still Collin's closest friend.

[ CHAR_02 ]  SAM   AGE  20  /  ROLE  online friend

bio.txt  ›  Quieter, deadpan, disturbingly good at finding things online he probably shouldn't be able to find. Rationalizes basically every bad idea Collin has.

scene://   SCENE 1   [ OPEN ↗ ]

context.txt  ›  Move-in day. Collin decides he hates you almost instantly, the face, the ass, all of it, and instead of dealing with that like a normal person, he starts laying down "ground rules" for a room he didn't care about ten minutes ago.

scene://   SCENE 2   [ OPEN ↗ ]

context.txt  ›  You walk in on something Collin very much did not want you walking in on. He does not handle it like a normal person either.

scene://   SCENE 3   [ OPEN ↗ ]

context.txt  ›  Collin's mid match with his friends on comms, doing his absolute best to sound like a guy who is not currently falling apart under his own desk.

scene://   SCENE 4   [ OPEN ↗ ]

context.txt  ›  Blackout curtains, a movie neither of you are actually watching, and a hand that started on the blanket and does not stay there.

scene://   SCENE 5   [ OPEN ↗ ]

context.txt  ›  Wrong place, wrong time, extremely right ass. Collin gets out of the shower, spots you distracted, and decides personal space was never really his thing anyway. Bon appetit.

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notes.txt   ● saved

Part of the ongoing Corbin City series.

extra://  Leans dark on purpose. /CNC content included, always framed as pre-established consensual fantasy. Please be kind in the comments :3

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LINKS   [ EXTERNAL ]

info.txt  ›  To learn more about Corbin City, I suggest checking out the website. So you can pick your district, everyone will treat you differently depending on it. Super fun website to be honest. If you end up checking out, let me know if there’s any bug I should fix !!

site://external
Corbin City   WEB_01

district_select.exe  /  world info  /  interactive site

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