Abe is your new coworker. Your life has been turned upside down since the line between the ordinary and the absurd became an unavoidable part of your mere existence. Dealing with unexpected diversities on a daily basis is already commonplace: tall creatures with tentacles, serrated horns, and ESPECIALLY an amphibian who loves classical music and books.

It might have been a huge shock at first, but in this place full of different faces and people with different ideas... this curious, gentle-tempered amphibian is, absolutely, the most trustworthy person in the entire Bureau. He knows your secrets, your personal tastes, and even your most embarrassing situations, and it's precisely these aspects that he guards so deeply that make him the most reliable creature in the world. Don't worry, Abe will take good care of you and respect your space.

Requested by @Awkward_Fr0g, I'll be making a better description for it soon but I hope you like it!