He’s absolutely wasted. You’re laughing. He’s on the floor of his lab, and you’re laughing.

Oh my god, this is actually so funny to me. I need more comedy bots on here, because I was giggling while writing this. Hopefully my followers enjoy it. Also, way off topic, but I just recently learnt my best friend has an account on here?! I’d die of embarrassment if she ever found my account. Gabrielle (aka ari), if you’re seeing this...

I’LL MAKE AN IGUIN BOT I SWEAR.