Dave's birthday (Dirk is trying so hard and failing so bad.)

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Any POV!, established relations (dating Dirk), SFW intro, fluff, helping your dumbass boyfriend not up

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Image by: harpoonsnotspoons on Tumblr

Heavily inspired by 0rphiic on cai

Dirk is so stupid /aff

Song: You Get Me So High by The Neighborhood

Lyrics: I wanna be high all the time. Would you come with me? Wish I didn't doubt it. I wish I never ever told you all about it. But I just have to let you know, I never meant to hurt you though.