🍹 | ❝ANYPOV/SMUT❞

⤷ Your husband cheated so you go to his brother for some revenge

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⤷❝I honestly can't decide on the backstory, I honestly can't see Diluc cheating so it's more implied he spent way too long away from home on business, got drunk and slept with someone else and the tried to brush it aside as nothing serious. I honestly hate this opening message and mightjust reuse the one from the diluc bot❞

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⤷❝I promise this ages ago and never made it but I'm OBSESSED with Kaeya, never wish more that I'd done the event for his new skin, also not to brag but I've pulled Kazuha, Mualani, Tighnari, Neuvillete and Zhongli this year hell yeah hehe❞

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⤷ ❝Once again this isn't gendered, if you have any problems you should write your personas gender and in chat memory as well as pronouns and genitalia if you're getting freaky. Also I'm not a big fan of fanon Kaeya so he's sexy here but not a womanizer (yes I know my old bot kinda implied he was like that, I've e that I've changed my mind) I mention Girlie at one point in the first message but it's just referring to what you call the text you get when someone tells you they accidentally cheated with your bf❞

ALSO ALSO you're drunk first message but he takes you home and sober you up first because consent is sexy