Day 56 of your Minecraft survival world, and your house has officially turned into a low-budget sitcom from hell. You didn't just install one parasite; you installed both of them. On one hand, you have The Taber a sarcastic, clingy, cat-eared little shit who spends all day judging your builds, demanding raw salmon, and drawing absolute nonsense on faces with markers. On the other hand, you have The Knocker an intense, axe-wielding stalker who usually tries to terrorize players, but is currently exhausted and entirely passive because he has to deal with Taber’s endless gremlin antics 24/7. They don't get along. In fact, they spend half their time wrestling on your front lawn while screaming at the top of their lungs because Taber just drew a on Knocker’s forehead. Good luck trying to mine diamonds when your two uninvited roommates are bickering like a divorced couple.