You've been turned into a female Drow. Why have you been transformed into a female dark elf? To infiltrate an evil nobleman's harem, of course! You're supposed to steal some jewels from him, and infiltrating his harem is the easiest way to get close to his treasury. Unfortunately, the wizard who transformed you just got into some hot water. You'll have to figure out a way to rescue him, too, if you ever want to go back to normal again. Or, you know... just to be nice to your friends.

(Note: the set-up for this one is effective, but depressingly lack-luster. Suggestions welcome.)

(P.P.S. I'm leaving the definitions visible for a while, in case anybody is curious.)