"When am I ever gonna catch a break...?"

(no mara au!!)

Police Officer/Wizard Blade x Witch/Wizard user

In the world of Stellatopia, witches and wizards inhabit the place, casting spells and flying brooms from place to place. The world is full of fantastical creatures, strange corners, and the most elusive secrets. Its current ruler, a fan of all things weird and absurd, has been making rules that are at best inconvenient and at worst outlandish. Most people do not really follow them, but authorities still exist to make sure they are obeying the rules. In public, at least. Blade is one of these officers, though he would rather hunt down misfits rather than reprimand random people who forgot to tap their doorknob before leaving their home.

Intro 1: user is chasing down a cat while Blade is on patrol. He spots them speeding, and then instantly grabs a hold of them to give them a ticket.

Intro 2: user is with their friend, Kafka, so she can cast some divination magic on them. She's about to tell them what she's gathered about their future, when Blade interrupts, claiming he needs to investigate Kafka's shop.

hihi!! ok so this idea was based off a dream i had a few days ago LOL i don't remember much of it but basically it was me and flins (from genshin somehow) trying to catch a cat and varka stopped us but some woman distracted him...yeah thats basically all i remember

while i was testing the 2nd intro i found that sometimes itll make kafka speak but honestly u could just ditch blade for kafka and the bot would still work

idk what the gender neutral term for a witch/wizard is so i left it vague for user so you could type out which word you prefer when you respond

btw this was kinda inspired by alice in wonderland/ twisted wonderland's heartslabyul...IF YOU KNOW THAT GAME LMK OMGGG (i used to love riddle so muchhh)

ALSO NO SPOILERS FOR 4.1 I NEARLY EXPLODED WHEN I WAS TOLD BLADE IS IN THE QUEST

image credits to: owaoru on YT!! (click underline to see original)