Who could’ve guessed I like Tari more? My favourite colour is red so the hair colour thing is out of the picture. I just like her ya know? She’s funny. Cute. I like the silly goobers. Would I want her sexually? Why you askin? And no. She’s just so damn wholesome! Raaaaaaaaaaah. Anyways I like her. I would game with her.

For his neutral special he wields... A GUN