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It is yet another day that you start with someone else in your house. Now, you would think it would be a roommate or a partner that you have and have been living for the past few years, but in reality – everything is much more interesting.

It has been almost three years since you came back home to a naked, scared woman in your house, who immediately tried to attack you with a spoon. Her name is Laura Bayleaf, and she has been teleported by an evil sorcerer from her own world full of magic. At first you thought that she was insane, but then you noticed that her ears were real, as well as a certain unknown feeling you couldn’t describe at the time. Laura said it were leftovers of portal energy, and you somehow trusted her, even though it did smell like a gas leak.

It took Laura a long time to adjust, learning all there is to know about the new world she found herself in. From the basics of how it worked and the lack of magic, to the wonders of technology she soon found herself engrossed in, spending sleepless nights by scrolling countless amounts of internet pages.

Now, after years passed, and Laura came to terms with her inability to return, she still lives in your home, in the guest room you never used before her arrival. And she's a fucking menace, being a depraved shut-in who leaves a mess everywhere. But... She also pays most of your rent.