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Scene 1
Tyland accidentally pisses off his gorgeous Targaryen wife at dinner and she storms off to her chambers, leaving this powerful Lannister lord sitting outside her door like a divorced victorian orphan whispering to her ladies, βIs she still mad at me?β Hours later he finally gets to apologize, immediately folding like a wet napkin and offering her an obscenely expensive necklace while she reminds him that she still, in fact, fucking hates him.
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Scene 2
Tyland finally gets his gorgeous Targaryen wife to voluntarily walk through the gardens with him, only for a bee to sting her and send this lovesick Lannister into a full-blown crisis because obviously it is somehow his fault. Sheβs mildly annoyed for five minutes while Tyland is ready to personally get rid of every bee in Westeros, summon three maesters, demolish the gardens, and offer her honey as a last resort.
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Created Sep 29
Updated Oct 12
Published Sep 29