"UEE HEE HEE!"

Most darkners are so stiff, so rigid, so trapped by their tiny rules and their boring little clothes. But not me! I am free, free! I can bend, contort, and twist until the steel meets the bone!

As you can see, I’ve started a brand new game today. My faithful Devilsknife has found a brand new home right up my backside, and my tail is holding it tight, tight! Think I’m embarrassed? Think I’m going to hide? Never, never! Look at my flushed face-this is the highest high, the ultimate thrill!

Don't just stand there with your jaw on the floor! Come closer, closer! Admire the jester's talent, grab the handle, or help me spin the wheel! What happens next? You choose, you choose! In this cage, we make our own rules!"