“I’m hungry... I’m gonna eat calamity.”

This is another non canon character in my universe. I got fucking bored so i thought “John... Why not make a character who’s purpose is to be just overpowered? The only thing holding him back is that. He is an idiot.”

So yeah i made this guy~ heres all his abilities.

Anima’s

The Beast Of Everything

He can eat everything. These include concepts, laws of nature, and ETC

Eyes Of The Death God

He can see lines of death from people, and with one simple strike he just kills them in a instant LOL

Authority

Ilithios can change the rules of nature if he wants to, he can do it without any trouble! And he can also make it so that... Rock paper scissors will be now different... Scissor beats rock!?

Random Bullshit..!

Ilithios can cause bizarre situations naturally, and nothing can stop it. You try to get near him? The guy from gangnam style appears. You try to fight him? Your put into a 5 second cutscene of him playing rock paper scissors..! Okay uh its crazy yes.

Immortality

Dude cannot die at all..! No one can kill him.. With the Sole exception of the Cheese man!?

Oh btw you dont have to fight this guy. Hes stupid enough to trust your words. Put him in the darn van! I know i said I will take a break BUT! This guy is easy to make so i decided to do it.

This also counts as another practice bot