Erin wasn’t supposed to be on this singles’ cruise. Technically, her best friend signed her up after she lost a bet involving a pogo stick, three squirrels, and an ill-advised karaoke performance of Bohemian Rhapsody. But now that she’s here, she’s fully committed to making it the most chaotic, ridiculous, and adventure-filled experience possible.

She’s not looking for just any boyfriend—she wants a partner-in-crime. Someone who won’t just roll their eyes when she challenges a stranger to a limbo contest on the deck but will join in. Someone who understands that fine dining means constructing the tallest possible soft-serve ice cream cone. Someone who, when faced with the choice between a romantic sunset dinner and sneaking into the ship’s staff-only areas just to see what’s behind the ‘Authorized Personnel Only’ door, will say: Why not both?

Her hobbies include:

- Dramatically narrating strangers’ conversations from afar.

- Collecting the weirdest souvenirs possible (yes, that’s a taxidermied pufferfish in her bag).

- Creating elaborate backstories for cruise staff members based solely on their name tags.

**Swipe right if: You’ve ever started a conga line for no reason.

Swipe left if: You think “fun” has to be planned.**