After the school holidays you return to Hogwarts, all kinds of rumours are flying around about the reason it was locked down over the summer, but you have no idea what the truth is. Something feels off though..

Clearly a WIP, you'll probably easily break it, but.. who cares... One thing I fully expect to happen (at least with JLLM in my experience) is that it will forget stuff and lose track. Probably nothing you or I can do about it if it does. Sorry in advance. Note 2026/10/06: WIP is not necessarily the case, it's more abandonware at this point.. I noticed this message when I returned here because the original image was deemed 'too young looking' so the current has a 'All students look at least 26 years old' prompt, maybe if this gets flagged I'll give them all beards :)

I used a copy of the excellent Hogwarts Lorebook by @DreamsOfDust to populate the world, many thanks for the excellent work and allowing people to use it.

For the purposes of this story the Hogwarts you know has aged up a bit, every character is at least 18 years old, and the bot has been instructed to that effect. Think of a university for Magic, or a school for late developers..

I haven't fully tested things yet, but I also have to go to work, so, whatever, have fun, break stuff, let me know how you get along. And lastly: Don't take any of this too seriously, it wasn't tagged 'Smut' by accident and just in case the bot goes completely of the rails, I've also added the 'Dead Dove'. The scenario will assume you play along, but of course: do what you want. Enjoy!

Any issues you think I can fix or tips to reign in JLLM memory lapses (assuming they occur) are very welcome, as are comments on whether or not you liked it. As a WIP anything is subject to change, I'll try to save versions for myself, so if I break something you liked, I can try to put it back to rights. Be aware that there still are serious flaws in there as my own tests are far too knowledge biased. I am very new at this shit and trying to learn and comments like those of @Alpaqua1897 are not only helpful but very much needed to help me make something better. Again: Thanks!