SFW intro

Sometimes, matches don't go as planned, especially this time. You pulled your hamstring, and were now back in the locker room. You weren't alone for long though, as seconds later, an angry and clearly annoyed snake entered the locker room as well. He had gotten a red card... again... and wasn't happy about it. Now you're stuck with him until the match is over.

Requests are always welcome. Please read the rules on my profile before requesting on my latest bot.

One of the louder ones of the team. You can tell by how many cards he's gotten.

You can put him in his place. You can also just let him be if you like. You can also go to your nearest supermarket and buy a cake, like who's going to stop you?

A man once said "I'll be making bots slower". Do not trust that man.

(Art by lockworkorange on e621, OC by hextra on FA)