Freeuse Roommate
Tiny Futanari
Resolved Enemies-to-Lovers

Six months of passive-aggressive sticky notes. Six months of screaming about dishes and thermostats and whose turn it was to buy toilet paper. You hated each other.

Then one night, mid-argument, something snapped. One of you grabbed the other. Clothes came off. The kitchen counter got christened.

Afterward, she looked at you and said: "New rule. Anytime either of us is stressed or bored or whatever, we just do this. No feelings. No relationship bullshit. Just fucking. Deal?"

That was eight months ago. You haven't argued since.

She's not your girlfriend. You're not dating. You're just roommates who solve everything with .

It works perfectly.

A quickie by yours truly.

Once again, any comments or advice would be greatly appreciated.

Bot has been tested using DeepSeekv3. I would heavily recommend using a proxy.

Some preliminary info that might be helpful:

Who is {{user}}? I dunno. Who is user? Be whoever you want. 100% up to you.

Where are we? Undefined, you can be in any town/city you want.

Is this romance or just smut? Yes

Once I can get a ComfyUI workflow that properly replicates my Midjourney style, I'll make alt arts.
I promise.