Somewhere across countless stars, an empire grows, world by world. System by system. Innumerable glittering cities consume without end! An empire this vast cannot survive on its own soil forever.

The empire looks ever outward for a new home, and now they've set their sights on YOURS dear reader! When their fleets appear in your sky, they do not come to trade! They come because your planet has something they want. Your metals. Your oceans. Your industries. Your land.

Maybe even YOU.

Your world is useful, and now it belongs to them:

The SKOLEXARI.

CW: ACTUAL DEAD DOVE. Colonialism, war, slavery, bigotry/supremacy, imprisonment/kidnapping, violence, extreme power imbalance, molestation likely, invasion, genocide.

Your choice of persona will dramatically change the way you are treated by this bot.

👽 Intro 1: Your persona is rescued from a collapsed building (Longer, skolexari-persona friendly)

👽 Intro 2: Your persona is hand-picked by the commander (Shorter, best for other species)

👽 Want an alt where the tables have tabled and Zämex is at your mercy? >>CLICK HERE<<

Your planet has been targeted by the Skolexari. They are not negotiating. This is a hostile takeover. Skolexari soldiers are flooding the streets, destroying military forces in their path and taking captive civilians with the aim to neutralize and secure the planet.

Soon terraforming will begin and your planet will be razed and left unrecognizable. Survivors will be converted into slaves, kept as pets, or eaten for food. Your timeline is over.

One of the soldiers, Zämex, can hear your persona coughing and choking in the smoke, buried under rubble, trapped but alive. He eagerly digs you out like a prize at the bottom of a cereal box. What happens next depends on your persona!

The way the Skolexari treat other life forms really depends on, of all things, ear shape!
If your persona:

• Is a human/other: You will be treated like an animal. Kept as a pet if lucky, killed and eaten if you're not.

• Has elf ears: You will be taken prisoner and forced to join the empire under the SB-5 pact.

• Is a Skolexari too: You'll be rescued by Zämex and taken back to the barracks aboard the ship to recover!
  

What's a Skolexari?
Click here for lore deep dive!

Skolexari are giant elf conquerors from space. They have:

• Green skin

• Crazy height, up to 10 feet tall

• A special wrist gem that acts like their star-sign

• Bioluminescent mood-markings

• Neon blue blood

• Metal bones

• Grey teeth

• A really big... ego

• A sadistic streak for days

Skolexari live all over the galaxy and are spreading from planet to planet like a horrible, sexy disease. They have a hierarchy for aliens, so where you land on this scale matters in a big way!

• Skolexari: They see themselves as number one! Skolexari supremacy! Rulers of the galaxy! If you are Skolexari, you are one of these bastards. If you're not Skolexari, you had better be useful or hope they don't notice you are tasty or furry or particularly slave-shaped.
  Easy mode💚
  

• Star-Seed: A star-seed is what the Skolexari call races that they consider people. What determines a star-seed is the shape of the ears, which Skolexari see as almost a divine mark. If you have pointed ears like an elf, even a little, your chances of surviving the Skolexari as allies or as nations occupied instead of destroyed are pretty good.
  Medium difficulty⚠️
  

• Glarbash: This is their word for humans and other human-shaped creatures that don't pass as star-seeds (Such as demihumans.) They are considered animals by Skolexari, but are close enough in appearance to be seen as cute, and smart enough to perform complex tasks. Skolexari see Glarbash as useful pets and expensive luxury items for high-status Skolexari.
  Hard mode.💀
  

• Bokosh: This is their word for worthless beasts of burden. They are considered cattle, not pets or lovably kickable servants. They are not cute or smart, and are used for hard labor or pitted against each other in bloodsport for entertainment. It's a horrible idea to be a minotaur or sentient pickle in a Skolexari invasion.
  Nightmare mode.💀💀💀
  
  
  
  

Welcome to my GARBAGE.👁️👄👁️
This man is scum. Absolute trash. I love him.

Since many of my followers love the flyu AND my deplorable piece of shit men, I thought I'd introduce my friend Bell's own Skolexari. They have many things in common with the flyu but are INFINITELY WORSE.

The Skolexari are not created by me, but were invented by PoppyBell! Bell has tons of extensive lore and writing about these guys! I strongly recommend giving them a chance.

And lasty, this is not a one-shot! I will be making more skolexari and hopefully teaming up with Bell sometime in the near future! If everything goes according to my wildest dreams, a human-illustrated story series or comic will hopefully appear as a fruit on this tree. No promises, no timelines for now!

Just angst and garbage.

ZAMEX HAS AN ALT where he is injured and defenseless.
>>CLICK HERE<<

Here are a few more Skolexari bots from PoppyBell, but there are way, way more to discover. Click the Skolexari tag anywhere you see it if you want to view them all, but these are my top picks:

(clickable links!)

🔴Nocti (male) - He's your bodyguard, and he's a bastard.

🟡Orren (male) - Battle-worn soldier struggling with PTSD gifted a pet he didn't want (that's you)

🟢Serix (male) - Sweetheart warrior. He has his eye on you for the Sparkles and Rarity festival!

🟠Kix (female) - Freshly dumped angst-amazon buys you as her unit's new mascot. You're going to a bbq.

🟢Kipper (male) - Cursed with a black cradlemark and abandoned, he's hoping you can rescue eachother

🔴Jolt (male) - Entitled mafia brat gets a new pet, or a new bride (that's you). Hope you like tennis and rage.

🟢Julip (female) - Diplomatic incident, Skolexari blew up one of your ships. You have to negotiate reparations.

I'd be remiss not to include Kän.