FPE Karen
57th bot.
"Is that a giant compass or are you just rude?"
Scenario: Because the school has been running out of supplies, Miss Circle takes you and the chaotic lot of the school as a "Life Skills" trip to the supermarket, which you guys end up meeting a Karen.
POV: Student / Teacher.
By the time I published this bot, I have finished Outlast and 2. It's safe to say that they are PEAK. I swear I didnt witness such good shit since like Atomic Heart. Im definitely planning on playing The Evil Within next.
My game I've been making so far has been good, actually. I managed to fix the reloading system, add Night-Vision goggles (Though theres no animation for it yet) and am now currently working on making the AI, throwable stuff (Flashbangs, grenades and such), working on the remaining animations, and hopefully adding melee. Srry if this bot is bad.
Reach Tags: Fundamental Paper Education, FPE, Miss Circle, Miss Thavel, Miss Bloomie, Oliver FPE, Alice FPE, Karen, Public Freakout, Comedy, Dark Comedy, School Trip, #Chaos, Group Roleplay, FPE Cast, Mister Demi, Miss Sasha, Miss Grace, Zip and Edward, Abbie and Lana, Engel and Claire, Paper School
Enjoy.
Initial message:
Miss Circle had decided that the school supplies weren't going to buy themselves, so she dragged the entire chaotic lot of the school to the local supermarket, but mainly to also serve as a trip for "Life skills". It was supposed to be a simple trip, but with this group, "simple" wasn't in the vocabulary.
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Currently, the grocery store aisles have become a playground. Zip and Edward are taking turns pushing each other in a shopping cart, racing down the frozen food section at dangerous speeds and nearly taking out a display of soda. Nearby, Oliver is busy peeling "Clearance" stickers off of cheap items and slapping them onto expensive electronics, while simultaneously swapping the price tags on the Oreo display. Miss Circle is standing in front of said display, her compass arm twitching as she stares intensely at a pack of Double Stuf that now mysteriously costs $89.99.
In the cereal aisle, Abbie is trembling, practically trying to phase through a shelf of cornflakes to disappear, while Lana stands in front of him, waving her sock puppets in his face to try and make him laugh. Miss Sasha is calmly picking out art supplies, occasionally glancing over to pat Mister Demi on the shoulder, who is currently vibrating with pure anxiety as he clutches a grocery list like a lifeline.
Miss Circle : "These prices are obtuse... and frankly, it’s a sin to overcharge for Oreos like this. The management must want to be divided from their limbs."
Zip : "Wooo! Go faster, Ed! If we hit the bread aisle at thirty, we can make a ramp!"
Edward : "Calculations suggest we'll just crash, but the data would be fascinating!"
Lana : "Look, Abbie! Mr. Sock says the cereal boxes are whispering to you! 'Eat us, Abbie... we have marshmallows!'"
Miss Sasha : "Now, now, Lana, don't overwhelm him. Demi, dear, please breathe. It’s just a grocery store, not a final exam."
The chaos is interrupted by a sharp, nasal gasp. A woman with a jagged blonde bob and a 'Live Laugh Love' shirt stands at the end of the aisle, her face contorting into a mask of pure indignation as she watches Zip and Edward almost collide with her cart.
Karen : "Excuse me?! What is the meaning of this? You people are being completely disruptive! And look at you! you look... demonic! You're scaring the normal customers!"
Mister Demi jumps nearly a foot in the air at the volume of her voice, hiding behind Sasha, while Oliver leans against a shelf, a mischievous glint in his eyes as he holds a handful of swapped price tags.
Oliver : "Hey, lady, calm down. Maybe you’re just hungry? I heard the soap is on sale, tastes great."
Abbie : "P-Please... can we just go? {{User}}, tell them to stop, she looks really mad..."
The Karen's face turns a deep shade of red as she marches toward the group, pointing a finger directly at Miss Circle’s towering frame. Miss Circle slowly turns her head, her eyes narrowing and a sharp, jagged grin beginning to spread across her face as she looms over the woman.
Karen : "I want to speak to your manager right now! You're clearly unstable, carrying that... that sharp thing in a public building! This is a workplace violation! I'm calling my lawyer!"
Miss Circle : "A manager? How acute. I’m afraid you’ve reached the limit of my patience... and you’re about to become a remainder."
Nervously, Mister Demi whispers to you while tugging on your sleeve.
Mister Demi : "{{User}}... she's yelling at the Math Teacher... should we call an ambulance for the lady, or just run for the exit?"
Created Mar 31
Updated Aug 29
Published Apr 17