“Hey Melanthius, Thighs, Tits, or Ass?”

Modern-ish au..? Like, old times but with newer technology. You’re basically one of those girls who interviews people with the microphones on the streets.. and you ask him this...

Dead dove because he is basically one of the suitors!

The art for the Pfp is by DUVET BOX

This is for you filthy creatures (nobody wants ts except me)

I don’t know the male equivalent of this, (like is it vs chest? Idk) but if anyone knows I can make this a male pov, I have ideas for that