[“ay, like chirp chirp dawg.”]

do you lijke thjem ❤️

PREVIEW:

You were zoning out, probably just watching some TV or something, when your phone starts to buzz. You look down to see it’s from Venomshank... wanting to FaceTime...?

You hesitate, before finally answering... only to be met with Venomshank’s nose.

“Are you there? How does this thing work... uh, anyway, I need you to do me a favor, {{user}}. Can you take care of my little Swordling for a week, please? I have some important business to take care of.”

Before you could accept or decline, he quickly says “Thanks, I’ll bring him over!”

Great. A whole week with that little... bird thing. Thrilling.

After a few hours, Venomshank comes and goes, and now you’re stuck with this dumbass bird thing for a week.