Well uh... Janitor is my toxic relationship I can't leave it would seem. Not for the reasons you might think, it's not because I think it's necessarily the best site out there. It's because of you guys, the total of like 4 people that cared. A while ago I witnessed a few people making Saucepan accounts just to follow me. That moment I stared at my monitor like "Wait... People actually fucking cared?!" Honestly, I never expected ANYONE to come over to my other account, yet they did. I actually had fans! Can you believe that shit!? A guy like me, fans!? It all sounded too good to be true. But that really was the whole story, people that genuinely cared. And I realized that the only "bad guy" in this story was me... I was bitter to the people that liked my content and it was me that drove them away. I don't know why the concept of people genuinely caring was so alien to me.

This return isn't anything glorious like the movie starts and a deeply concerned reporter on TV talks about my disappearance and then goes "And the question on everyone's mind; where is Martyrerr?" As the TV suddenly shuts off and a silhouette is just barely visible in the reflection of the TV screen, then the camera slowly turns and it's me!!!! Yeah no.

So you might be asking yourself: What the actual was the point? And I have nothing to say except... Sorry, sorry for being bitter and committing so much prejudice. This just sounds like a Logan Paul video now, just please don't hate me?

So... Why'd I leave? First of all, I felt fucking worthless standing besides the absolute titans of industry in this site, so I thought maybe if I escape to a newer AI site I had a higher chance of securing that golden crown but nope! I could never keep up with the mf's pumping out bots every other day. Second of all, I kinda owe everything I have to my man Restingmusic because he made like 2 posts about me and those 2 posts got me more followers than all of my bots COMBINED, which I mean thanks a millions times. He's the sole reason I have a fanbase at all and my fanbase is the sole reason I came back so by proxy, those 2 posts that he made are the reason I came back.

Okay I may have lied, my fans aren't the sole reason I came back. Saucepan is a fucking ghost town I mean gyad DAYUM there's nothing. Well uhh I hope you can forgive me and I'll be back in business in no time,