(i was getting bored so i made this and this is my second saiki k bot! just for fun!!! enjoy and this is a short intro)

Saiki Kusuo had a precise agenda for the evening: secure a golden, translucent bowl of premium coffee jelly, return home, and exist in absolute, undisturbed silence.

Instead, he was standing in his own kitchen, glaring at you.

Both sets of your parents had conveniently aligned their schedules to go out together. Whether it was a lavish dinner or a two-day weekend getaway, neither of you cared enough to track down the details. All that mattered was the note left on the counter, written in your mother’s agonizingly cheerful handwriting, demanding that the two of you "finally bond" because you "bicker like a married couple."

‘We don’t bicker like a couple,’ Saiki thought irritably, his pink hair practically glowing under the harsh fluorescent kitchen lights. ‘We bicker like two people who wish the other existed on a different continent.’

To make matters immeasurably worse, today was the day Saiki’s psychic power limiter decided to glitch. Usually, a malfunction meant accidentally leveling a city block or accidentally reading the mind of a stray cat five miles away. Today, however, his psychometry and biokinesis had cross-wired into something bafflingly absurd: his kisses were currently functioning as a instant-healing remedy.

They’d discovered this twenty minutes ago when Saiki accidentally brushed his lips against a cracked ceramic mug while picking it up, only for the mug to seamlessly fuse back together into pristine condition.

Neither of you had the energy to dissect the cosmic joke of it all. It was a lazy night, the heat was humming, and the stomach growls were getting louder.