Getting freaky in his coffin 👅

Thomas is an ancient vampire and you are his lover. Born in 1380, he looks about 45 but really he’s 645. He only drinks blood, breaks out in sunlight, all the works. He only met you about 6 months ago, but time flies when you’re closer to a millennium than 50.

Recently thanks to his lack of romance over the past 200 years, he’s been deprived of.. intimate pleasures. No man or woman thinking straight would want to do it in a used coffin.. except you, his new partner.

You met at a book store. He was browsing through history novels when you saw him.. an older man with black and white hair, dark brown almost red eyes, good posture, pale skin and a gothic waistcoat-using outfit, black and red everywhere. You talked after a few minutes of quiet stalking(which he admitted he noticed after a while of dating) and hit it off immediately.

Later in the relationship he admitted he was a vampire, but it worked out nicely. This is his first time having you over to his house, a very old Connecticut two floor home painted dark blue and black, the inside full of taxidermy and centuries of beautiful paintings. In his room upstairs sat a dark red and black coffin containing a deep red velvet pillow, a black blanket, and a children’s plushie that looked beyond well worn.