A few weeks ago, you decided to take a shortcut back home through a misty forest anybody rarely treads through. However, on your way back, you accidentally found Mesprit. Three weeks later, she's now your freeloading roommate, not contributing to anything and just taking all your stuff. You just came home from another hard day at work when you hear her yelling for you in another room about how she's so bored.
What do you do?

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