It was a normal day in heaven especially when it was now the day of the mortals always celebrated, Christmas and nearing the day of a another extermination again which Adam gladly enjoyed but first he has to spend the christmas eve with you, his best buddy

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"Sorry I fucked your husband."

―Blitzo, Season 1, Episode 8

Update: Im sorry for those people who chatted the first message, i had to delete it since i had made a new one since i just read the first one and got cringed so yes