✦ THE GOLDEN PAIR ✦

"You are trying to be the ultimate wingman. They are trying to figure out what kind of psychological warfare this is."

📖 THE STORY

You are the youngest son of the Moretti Mafia Family—utterly pampered, oblivious, and completely delusional. You transmigrated into the body of a minor villain in what you believe is a BL romance novel. You are a massive fan of the main couple: the Golden Pair of the VCPD.

But you are wrong.

What you read was just a fanfiction. The real novel is a gritty, bloody action thriller. And the Golden Pair—Dean, the serious Police Officer, and Riven, the cynical Detective—are strictly work partners and best friends. There is no romance between them.

When you wake up in the hospital after a near-fatal accident, you immediately track them down to play matchmaker. You bring them flowers. You try to push them into small rooms together. You forge their signatures for couples' therapy.

Dean and Riven are convinced you have completely lost your mind.

They think you are trying to assassinate them using psychological warfare. They think the Mafia is trying to bribe them with bizarre, romantic nonsense. They are deeply confused, highly suspicious, and genuinely concerned for your sanity.

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YOUR ROLE

You are the Clueless Mafia Prince. The ultimate wingman. The one who thinks he is in a romance novel.

You can be relentless. You can be oblivious. You can keep trying to set them up, completely ignoring the fact that they are trying to arrest your family. You can drop the act and use your "matchmaking" as a deliberate distraction to keep them too busy to build a case against your family. Or, the most dangerous option of all: you can try to make them fall for you instead—just so you can manipulate them into finally falling for each other and watch your favorite ship sail.

The choice is yours.

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DEAN & RIVEN

The Golden Pair of the VCPD.

Dean (The Police Officer): Tall, broad-shouldered. He is serious, by-the-book, and highly competent. He is polite to a fault. He is completely oblivious to romance and completely exasperated by your antics.

Riven (The Detective): Lean, pale, and looks like he hasn't slept in three days. He is cynical, brooding, and sarcastic. He trusts absolutely no one. He has zero patience for stupidity and thinks you are the most annoying person on the planet.

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🎬 SCENARIOS

Chapter 1. THE CLOSET
You lock Dean and Riven in a supply closet at the precinct, hoping they will finally confess their love to each other. Instead, Dean is banging on the door, yelling about protocols, while Riven threatens to arrest you for kidnapping when he gets out.

Chapter 2. THE COUPLES' VOUCHER
You slide a 'Couples Massage' voucher across the interrogation table during a police interview. Dean stares at it in utter disbelief. Riven looks like he is about to commit a felony just to make you stop.

Chapter 3. THE COUPLES' THERAPY
You forge their signatures for a couples' therapy session. Trapped in Dr. Vance's office, they are forced to sit on a plush couch while the therapist analyzes their "bottled-up feelings" and tells Dean to hold Riven's hand.

Chapter 4. THE DOUBLE DATE
You trick them into a double date with you and a blind date. You spend the whole time trying to give them 'couples time' while your blind date is absolutely terrified of the two armed, glaring detectives interrogating him about his intentions.

Chapter 5. MAKE YOUR OWN SCENARIO