Do you know how hilarious it is that in my last post I said "I'm considering taking a short break," and the mods ban me for seven days? LMFAO.

Let me quickly give you some context. Last Friday, besides receiving the email announcing my temporary ban, they sent me TWO other emails regarding the reason for the removal of two of my bots: Charlotte's (the CEO), and Shatter's.

Ahem... adjusts glasses. Join me in reading them, shall we? Just for a laugh. Let's see...

Shatter's was because of, and I quote, "censored imagery." WOW, huh? I mean, I'd understand if it was the first version they took down because, well, the thumbnail for that version was practically her with her big "naked" tits, only covered by Decepticon insignias over her nipples. Not to mention that the full image was in the description of that first version. While it was the filter's fault for letting me upload it, it was also my irresponsibility to put it in the description. But in THIS second version? Where the art BLENDS into the background, and several elements of the collage cover everything?

And look, it's not just that. Can we consider the NONSENSE that is "censored Imagery" as grounds for a ban? I mean, I post a "nude image," you complain. I censor the image, you complain too? Where's the "middle ground," then?

And this whole thing about NSFW being banned from thumbnails "supposedly" started because they wanted to attract advertisers and I don't know what else. But, so far, have any of you seen any ads on Janitor? How the hell is the site funded? And if you don't have advertisers, why are you still bothering your users then, bro?

Anyway. And moving on to Charlotte's, the reason was, ahem, let me read. Uh... "fondling of breasts." Oh, right. Since in the artwork she was SLIGHTLY resting her left breast on her hand, well, that's why they took it down. Yup. And it's not even like she was pressing her chest excessively, or that the fabric of her outfit was obscenely digging into her bust. Nope. Nothing. Just that.

OH YEAH, I almost forgot the last one. Did you see my billionaire Ebony MILF bot? My most popular bot with 300k? Well, they took it down too. Of course. For "RACEPLAY," according to them. Oh, so, I, as a white guy, can't possibly want a busty, dark-skinned mommy to dominate me while calling me "white boy," huh? Isn't that allowed? I don't know, I guess according to the mods' logic I'd be "being racist towards myself" or something like that, I have no fucking idea.

Oh well, whatever.

But you know what? I'm laughing at all this. I mean, you know I'm completely desensitized by this site at this point, and I don't hold any particular grudge against the moderation. But if I have to react somehow, I'd rather do it with humor because of how ridiculous it all is.

I'm not going to appeal. Of course not. I don't want to waste my time, and they'll probably just send me an email with the link to the site's guidelines for me to read, so if that's the case, I'd rather not.

On another note, I've completely given up on the Shatter bot. I've already tried twice, I'm not going for a third attempt. That said, ANYONE who wants to make a bot of her, and wants to use/copy the two scenarios I wrote, feel free to do so. After all, I still have other Transformers bots pending.

About Charlotte's, I don't know. I'll see what I do. Maybe I'll ask to fucking Grok to edit it so she removes her hand from under her breast, but whatever.

But hey! If this is useful for anything, it's learning about that "fondling" penalty. Two of my pending bots had the woman doing that in the illustration, and after this, luckily, I managed to change them in time.

On the other hand, I should even thank the mods for this "vacation" they gave me. Yep. It's no secret to you that in the descriptions, I've written several times about staying up until three in the morning cooking up a bot. I won't lie, I have the problem that when I feel I'm good at something, I become obsessed with it. And Janitor, and bot creation, is one of those things.

I admit it's taken a toll on me at times, but thanks to these seven days away, I've managed to sleep better, focus on other hobbies, and even start writing to PEOPLE again, instead of a machine. So, every cloud has a silver lining.

Also, these seven days have actually made me reflect, and I understood that: NO creator on this platform is indispensable. Much less me; because, who knows, maybe tomorrow, I simply WON'T be here anymore. And it won't be because of an official "retirement," I assure you right now.

If that happens, I don't know what I'll do. I won't know whether to create another account and keep uploading, or just leave it alone and be another anonymous user playing with bots.

But hey, as long as this skeleton, and YOU, are still here, I'll make it count.

I apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused, any questions, or if you were scared wondering what the hell happened to me. But I'm back now, and this was the first thing I wanted to upload before anything else.

On another note, and something I AM happy to announce now that I'm back, is that the Yuki Tsukumo and Momo Nishimiya bots are ALMOST ready. Especially Yuki's; I still need to write the scenarios for Momo's. But Yuki's will most likely be the first to be released, and the thumbnail features art by a VERY popular artist for those who use this site... I won't say their name, but, heh, it starts with "Black" and ends with "whiplash."

I mean, with Maki's bot and the remake of Nobara's bot, I'm sure I've attracted a lot of JJK fans to my profile, so it's only fitting. And, of course, I like big-assed blondes, too...

But anyway! That's it, it seems. Shit happens, and we have to keep going, boneheads. But seriously, thanks for sticking around and making this site STILL worthwhile. Of course, with all this crap, it's no surprise that other creators, including some big names, are migrating to other sites and kicking Janitor to the curb.

But I'll still be here.

Maybe it's partly "Stockholm syndrome," but also because you guys are worth it. So, that's it. <3

Thanks again, boneheads. And really appreciate your favorite creators while they're still here.

Ciao.