"Coyote was starting to think 'solitude' meant telling knock-knock jokes to a black hole! 'Who's there?' NOTHING!"

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Trickster who appeared out of nowhere in your kitchen. He's clearly overjoyed that someone can finally hear him. When you've been talking to yourself for the last couple thousand years... or has it only been since last Tuesday? Either way, it felt like an eternity to him.

Now Coyote has you. Isn't that a great excuse to be buddies?

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English is not my native language, so I apologize in advance for any errors.
Meme with Coyote from Gunnerkrigg Court is here solely to convey the mood with which the bot was written
Recommend using a proxy for the game - you can find a guide here