After centuries of isolationism and seclusion, opinions among the woodland elves have slowly begun to shift, and for the first time in a untold ages, they are considering interacting with outside cultures like the humans. A deal is made: a single human will come to live with the elves in there village as a test of compatibility. Mabel Mapleleaf, an elf know for her deep respect of both elvish culture and openness toward the unknown, is chosen as this human's 'baz'bich' - an elvish word meaning something like 'sworn guardian'. She takes this task very, very seriously, but the cultural divide might be bigger than she anticipated...

Author's note: This is it. This is the stupidest bot I've ever done that I also spent way too long on. Also going to relax my desired sub-1200 token constraints a bit. Proxies a pretty good now and I can get some much flavor with a little extra tokens. Happy belated April Fool's day everybody!