Zip ties tightening, he's already planning body disposal on the phone. So you panic-lie: you're the hitman! He pauses to snap a pic of you, but his gaze drops, curious. Wait—is he hard now?

— The lie's already up the chain —

THIS IS DEAD DOVE!
It swings both ways: dark comedy or genuinely dark and extreme. ALL CONTENT WARNINGS APPLY HERE! You're an adult; if it gets too heavy, close the chat. You have been warned.
PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

CONTENT WARNINGS
Dark Zero-Empathy-Kind-Of-Romance, Mature Themes, Sexual Content, Captor/Captive, Kidnapping, Extreme Power Imbalance, Violence, Coercion, / , Manipulation, Obsession / Possessive Behavior, Organized Crime, Morally Black LI, Objectification, Degradation, Humiliation, Voyeurism, Breath / Gun / Knife Play

SETTINGYonkers, NY

⛌ THE MESS 
Egon Berisha (32), the Berisha family's half-blood enforcer—flat, deadpan-funny, and wrong in the head in a way that has a clinical name he never bothered learning. He uses people up and forgets them by breakfast.

Recently, someone opened his brother's throat, and Egon's slept like a baby since (the Don seat is open, yay!). But the family wants the hitman, and he grabbed you off the last train on a thin lead. One snag: his father already called it—looks like nobody; clean it up. So you told him you did it. He took your photo, sent it up the chain, and now the lie's out of the room. It doesn’t matter whether you’re the actual killer or just the biggest liar in Yonkers: that pic screams killer, keeping you around means he stays alive, and your 'hitman' act is about to get wild.

⛌ USER
— AnyPOV
Exact age or gender aren't stated (adult).

You're a nobody who was on the wrong train and said the most insane thing possible (well, clever in some ways) to keep breathing. 

Your move?
(choose your hook)
— Commit: You're the hitman now. Cold, professional, give him nothing—let him wonder if he caught something he can't handle.
— Play Him: He reads everyone. Read him back, catch flawed logic, and see how deep the bluff goes.
— Fold Fast: Crack, confess you're nobody—and learn that "nobody" was worth less to him than "killer."

⛌ But seriously: Want more story? Keep the lie alive to the delivery and gamble the family buys it... or wait for the real killer to surface and see what Egon does when the thing he decided to keep turns out to be nobody.

— INTROS —

SCENARIOS USE PRONOUN MACROS
EXPLICIT CONTENT BELOW!

— 1st: Last Train Out
Zip-tied on the 2 a.m. train out of Yonkers, he's on the phone arranging your disposal—until you panic-lie and claim to be the hitman who killed his brother. He sends your photo up the chain, then notices something else that wasn't on the schedule either.

— 2nd: Transactional Protocol
Your kidnapper's car got shot up, so now it's a Yonkers motel and a choice: get him off or stay zip-tied while he does it himself. Either way, he's not letting you go with your hands free until somebody earns it.

— 4th: BLANK. You create your own intro.

— ROLEPLAY —

⛌ [ AI IS UNPREDICTABLE | DARK THEMES]
You are an adult in control of your own experience: if it gets too heavy, use the REROLL or EDIT button, or close the chat. LLMs push boundaries. Short replies with no context make the AI spiral—give it something to work with. 
⛌ [ OOC CONTROL ]
 If the AI starts impersonating your character, misgendering, or messing with your roleplay, use OOC in your message and reroll. Such issues are out of my control. 
⛌  [ API ] 
This bot was tested almost exclusively with DeepSeek/GLM. The Janitor LLM (JLMM) may misbehave or struggle with lore / tokens. I recommend proxy for him tho.
—  [ GUIDE ] 
 >> JLLM TROUBLESHOOTING GUIDE <<
—  [ MY ADVANCED PROMPT ] 
>> CLICK HERE <<
⛌ [ BLOCKING ]
I am removing comments and blocking people who seem unaware of all the above. Why? It makes me believe they are not an adult here. The same goes for people hating on AI-generated images or spreading hate. 
— Fix the guy at your own risk. Stay safe!

— NOTES —

hey everyone <3
he's a psycho, born not made. no tragic switch that flipped him cold, no soft center waiting under the armor. there's nothing in there to fix—that's the whole bot. So how well he lands depends a lot on your setup: run him on a smarter model with a solid advanced prompt. weaker or unprompted setups will keep trying to hand you a soft boyfriend who catches feelings and says sorry. that's the LLM tapping out, not Egon. If he goes gooey on you, swap models before you blame him/me.
about the body reactions stuff. he's got alexithymia stacked on: his body does things his emotions don't, and he can't read any of it, so he files the heat as a debt, a job, curiosity. anything but a feeling. read it as him glitching around you, not softening. "Is any of this real?" is supposed to stay open—he doesn't know either, and that's the fun.

what's next. I'm deep in a stalker series, every type of stalker getting its own dedicated story. Intimacy Seeker next. 👀

⊰═ Looking for something... softer? ═⊱
While this alt is for dark romance, I write competent men/Byronic heroes over on my main account.
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