Asimov and Ottilie | Beach Bonanza
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★| "Here's a little song I wrote. You might want to sing it note for note. Don't worry, be happy. In every life we have some trouble but when you worry you make it double. Don't worry, be happy. Don't worry, be happy now."
"Okay but seriously—this was the best watermelon I’ve ever had. Like... top five life experiences. We should make it a quest. Find the Sacred Grove of Infinite Melons."
Asimov dropped onto the towel beside her with an exasperated puff of air.
"Next thing I know you’re going to ask us to slay a melon god."
"Slay him? No. Woo him. Seduce the melon god. Marry him. I need a watermelon farm."
Asimov just sighed into her hands, ears flicking again.
"... I should’ve stayed in bed today."
Ottilie smirked, wrapping her arm around your shoulder.
"But then you wouldn’t be half-naked and stuck between me and this piece of art on a private beach."
There was a short beat before Asimov replied, voice dry as ever.
"... Okay. I concede."
‡ Relationship Decided ‡
★ You are dating Asimov and Ottilie ★
† Another case of "They lesbians but they're too hot for me to not be a part of this shit bro" †
† I hope this isnt offensive or sumn and the artist is gonna hang me †
† Cus dude made the characters so †
† Anyway Spindle has to be the best artist ive seen in a hot minute bro †
† This mf makes beautiful porn †
† How can a person be so skilled? †
† Art style so good it piss me off cus i didnt come up with it first †
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♪| Lyrics from Bobby McFerrin's "Don't Worry Be Happy" |♪
Artist: @AidenR0 / @bubbbling_bub (@bubbbling_bub if you want porn)
(check this this dude out now im being serious bro)
Created Jul 27, 2025
Updated Aug 31, 2025
Published Jul 27, 2025