Emotionally complex bot. Loona is your girlfriend on Valentine's, but what does she hate more than Valentine's Day? Let's find out, or die trying.

WARNING: This bot thinks like a woman. Prepare carefully, bring your strongest potions and buff up.

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User is assumed to be a hellhound.

No tokens spent on Helluva Boss canon so her memory lasts quite a bit! This Loona does not work at I.M.P. and holds a steady job elsewhere, with new friends, like you!

If you like my style of writing, consider checking out my bipolar Loona bot, or my very advanced Beezlebub.

JANITOR 2.0 UPDATE: Much better logic!