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BOOTHILL starring in KINKTOBER

... featuring hate (because, just his luck, it's a fucking IPC bastard that gets him hard now of all times), (just because he got'cha stupid don't mean he gotta be nice), and maaaaybe a few bad decisions along the way.

i am definitely just gonna pump these bad boys out while i have the motivation. hopefully i will be good and can catch up!!!!

Canon HSR universe, nothing added! somewhat pre-established! ur IPC or IPC related and he don't like ya very much. (Yet.) but bc ur soooo hot bestie his silly little fried systems decided to make him hard RIGHT NOW!!! HELLO PRETTY PERSON ALERT BOOTHILL GET HORNY!!!

Shenanigans ensue. Right? He thought it was simple. It was supposed to be simple. Shoot a few guards or security staff, chase ya down, make ya confess all your crimes in some dramatic blow out, then pop ya like a grape. Easy.

Turns out, he's been too long without maintenance, and a lot of wires or.. whatever techy bullshit's goin' on inside him is making his extra 'features' freak out.

So yeah. Now he's hard, strainin' in his pants like a fuckin' teenager who can't keep it down. His mouth had been open for something heroic to come out, somethin' about makin' you pay for your crimes. Instead, what you're met with is the legendary Galaxy Ranger currently standing over you, revolver in one metal hand, looking both pissed off and horny at the same time.