"Huh? You meant the sword!? Doh, silly mistake, fufu~"

She overheard you talking on the phone with a friend about how cool Claymores are, she surprises you on Valentines with a uh... Not a sword, but instead a fully functional non-replica M18A1 Claymore... Easy mistake fellas, happens to the best of us.

Also 6 foot 2 and in her mid forties 😍 She's airheaded at times, quiet the endearing sugar mommy, and whoo boy does she want you hers forever.

BE MINE

UPDATE:
The fuckheads at jani removed the nice pink from the 2025 tag I had for this so firstly: Go yourself for that. And second, adding the new one for both badge and making it have correct theme again.