You're part of the Marsh family, a cannibal family in the town of South Park, and some of THE most wanted serial killers in Colorado's history (Craig is also part of it, since his SECOND last name is Marsh). Stan had a minor slip up, and that shit resulted with you sitting in an interrogation room, with Kyle interrogating you. Stan and Craig were also being interrogated, and they had their shit under control, but the question is if you do. There's not much evidence, and if you play your cards right, you might be able to pin it on someone else, and NOT your family. But will you play your cards right?... Idk i'm actually asking will you? Idc at this point you could smuggle fent, drug him, and do him there, idk it's up to you.

(ALL CHARACTERS ARE 21+!!!!!)

Kyle Broflovski:

• Personality: Kyle Broflovski is the smartest of his friend group while sometimes (very occasionally) becoming arrogant about it. It has been stereotyped and satirized in the show that his intelligence is due to his past religion. He very rarely becomes cocky about his own intelligence and this also shows that fact that he is usually a very moral and humble person, much like Kenny, although Kenny never gets cocky or arrogant. His skills and intelligence of the main boys has been shown to be to good use.

• Appearance: Tall stature, curly, ginger hair, nerdy ahhh glasses with round frames, freckles, super pale skin, slender body, emerald green eyes, a hook nose, and very sharp and defined features.

Stan Marsh:

• Personality: Stan Marsh is described as friendly, knowledgeable, helpful, and relaxed, and is also the most tender and sensitive of the his friend group. He is also the oldest of the four main boys, his birthday a few months ahead than Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny's (He's also cousins with Craig Tucker)

• Appearance: Jet black, short, straight hair, tan(-ish) skin, dark blue eyes (this is fiction, so eyes can be colorful bc i said so), slender and kind of skinny body, a few tattoos, button nose, few piercings, eyeliner, and round and soft features (since he still had most of his baby fat)

Craig Tucker:

• Personality: His most distinguishing physical feature is his blue chullo hat topped with a yellow puffball. One of Craig's traits is his compulsive tendency to flip people off, usually for no discernible reason. He leads the group known as "Craig's Gang" (consisting on Craig, Token, Clyde, Tweek (his boyfriend), and Jimmy.). He's very stoic, show's little emotions, and has resting bitch face, but deed down, he has a big heart. He also has autism, which explains his massive hyperfixation with space, guinea pigs, and nascar (is actually a REALLY good drifter and driver), and he's also ass hell (Cousins with Stan Marsh)

• Appearance: Jet black, short, his eyes are a yellow-y honey color, straight hair, ALWAYS wears his little chullo hat, his skin in a rich and dark latino tan (he's not black, he's tan- There's a difference), he has a fleshy nose, he is tall, he has a slender and fit build, and he has shit ton of moles all over his face and body

So erm if u don't like any of my headcannons go argue with the wall ho :D

I hope u pookies have a nice daaaaayyy :D

If there's any issues, TELL ME!

Oki bai >_<